I only have seven days of school left, really. Well, seven days, two classes. Then the seniors have off until Class Day and Graduation.

Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead is on Friday and Saturday.

But guess what? Yankees are 21-19! They have a winning record! And Mussina's pitching tonight. The other day my friend said she was going to marry Tino Martinez. Therefore, I called Mike Mussina as mine. Never mind they're both married with kids...Tino has three, Mike two. And also never mind that if you add Laura and my ages up, you get one of their ages. We decided that should be a rule: you can have two wives if their ages add up to yours. Mike needs a new picture at http://www.yankees.com (the MLB Yankees site). The one they use makes him look like he's ten years dead - with just as little blood coursing through his veins.

And Jason got a homerun! They have a video of that and some other highlights of his at the Yankees homesite. I love Jason, and I entirely shouldn't because he so knowingly engaged in taking steroids. But, actually I don't care - there's such a fine line between what's "cheating" and what's not: what's so bad about them taking steroids? They're messing up their own bodies, not others.

Yeah, well, Yankee, Yankee, Yankee...10-game hitting streak. That's about it.